Saturday, August 18, 2012

WHAT THE BIBLE REALLY SAYS


Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ... nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-10
"[The Jews] both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets,and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men." 1 Thessalonians 2:15
"Stone disobedient children" (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
1 Timothy 2:15 says only women who have children will be spared hell
Men are worth more than women - Leviticus 27:1-7 actually provides dollar comparisons!
"Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted [sic] , brokenhanded [sic], Or crookbackt [sic], or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:17-21)
Men aren't allowed to trim their beards or shave their heads (Leviticus 21:5)
Wearing clothes intended for the opposite sex is forbidden (presumably making today's unisex clothing 'abonimable'):
"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God" (Deuteronomy 22:5)
Clothing made of more than one type of fabric (e.g. nylon stockings) fare no better:
"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" (Leviticus 19:19).
The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)
Matthew 13:10-14 suggests that Jesus doesn't want everyone to understand what he's saying, so he speaks in parables to his disciples and most of the rest will go to hell.
"When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, and seeth among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; and she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and remain in thine house . . . And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her" (Deuteronomy 21:10-14)
"If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13)
Prostitution is punished by burning the woman alive according to Leviticus 21:9
Leviticus 25:44 tells Jews to enslave surrounding tribes
"And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money" (Exodus 21:20-21).
Exodus 21:7-10 says men can sell their daughters into slavery
Jews, Moslems, Hindus, Buddhists and everyone else who is not Christian will all go to hell "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God" (John 3:18)
"Censuses are immoral - and God killed 70,000 innocent counted Jews to punish David for counting them... "And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel, And David said to Joab and to the rulers of the people, Go, number Israel from Beersheba even to Dan; and bring the number of them to me, that I may know it. . . . And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel. . . . So the Lord sent pestilence upon Israel: and there fell of Israel seventy thousand men" (1 Chronicles 21:1-14).
God killed every living thing in Soddom and Gomorrah for engaging homosexual acts in Genesis 19:24-25
Sexual immorality merits an eternity in flames, according to Jude 1:7

From the Bible... but not as bad as they seem

Not all the quotes from the Bible which circulate around the internet are quite as terrible as they seem. Some are at least arguably taken out of context. This is not true of most of the above, as I've checked their context and sometimes even consulted multiple translations. But if you can provide good reason for thinking that a less than unequivocally shocking quotation has slipped through the net, let me know so that I can move it down here.
One misunderstanding you hear repeated again and again is that, according to Revelation, only 144,000 people will go to heaven. Revelation 7:4-8 does indeed say that 144,000 Jews - 12,000 from each of the twelve tribes - will be saved. But one verse later we hear that there will also be "a huge number, impossible for anyone to count, of people from every nation, race, tribe and language".
Another example is the following injunction:
"If a man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also he cannot be my disciple" (Jesus in Luke 14:26)
This was plausibly intended to apply only when loved ones were holding someone back from giving their lives to God. In that case, 'hate' might not requiring wishing or bringing harm on the loved one in question, so much as turning your back on them - in Hebrew, 'hate' could sometimes signal this sort of total detachment. I'll leave it to the reader to decide whether this privileging of ideology over family is a good thing.

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